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> <channel><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title> <atom:link href="http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php</link> <description>Best Damn Blog on the Planet</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:06:03 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-21321</link> <dc:creator>Denise</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:38:53 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-21321</guid> <description>Ok, this story is great.  Made me smile.Gotta tell you about those Jesus fish.  You see, I&#039;m a Christian, not only that, I&#039;m actually on staff as a minister in a church.  However, I refuse to put a Jesus fish on my car because I&#039;ve found that everyone who has one of those on their car does not know how to drive.   Take a survey the next time you&#039;re driving downt the highway and keep a tally of how many Jesus-fished cars you see making good driving decisions.Short list.Very short.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, this story is great.  Made me smile.</p><p>Gotta tell you about those Jesus fish.  You see, I&#8217;m a Christian, not only that, I&#8217;m actually on staff as a minister in a church.  However, I refuse to put a Jesus fish on my car because I&#8217;ve found that everyone who has one of those on their car does not know how to drive.   Take a survey the next time you&#8217;re driving downt the highway and keep a tally of how many Jesus-fished cars you see making good driving decisions.</p><p>Short list.</p><p>Very short.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1121</link> <dc:creator>Jon Sterling</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:53:51 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1121</guid> <description>I&#039;m cool with Christians but it seems everytime I have any business dealings with people who have a &quot;Jesus Fish&quot; or something that touts their vocation as a Christian and business is involved - I get screwed - So run when you see the Jesus Fish!Also if the magnetic sign of a home repair or landscape contractor has a cross, jesus fish or scripture on it - People seem to think that -&quot;They must be alright - They have work with Jesus&quot; - Just RUN away with your checkbook gripped tightly!-JonGlad you got the Bastard! </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m cool with Christians but it seems everytime I have any business dealings with people who have a &#8220;Jesus Fish&#8221; or something that touts their vocation as a Christian and business is involved &#8211; I get screwed &#8211; So run when you see the Jesus Fish!</p><p>Also if the magnetic sign of a home repair or landscape contractor has a cross, jesus fish or scripture on it &#8211; People seem to think that -&#8221;They must be alright &#8211; They have work with Jesus&#8221; &#8211; Just RUN away with your checkbook gripped tightly!</p><p>-Jon</p><p>Glad you got the Bastard!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1120</link> <dc:creator>dan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 22:48:13 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1120</guid> <description>Just a note, impersonating an FBI agent is illegal and can get you serious jail time. A relative of mine impersonated an FBI agent to recover some money owed to him. He is now serving 9 years in prison.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a note, impersonating an FBI agent is illegal and can get you serious jail time. A relative of mine impersonated an FBI agent to recover some money owed to him. He is now serving 9 years in prison.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1119</link> <dc:creator>Chris P.</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:19:24 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1119</guid> <description>Yep, here I am.Come get me.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, here I am.</p><p>Come get me.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1118</link> <dc:creator>Deron</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:27:14 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1118</guid> <description>Isn&#039;t it a crime to impersonate an FBI agent?  Like a few months in prison?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t it a crime to impersonate an FBI agent?  Like a few months in prison?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1117</link> <dc:creator>tfro</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:27:33 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1117</guid> <description>yeah, way to not use the free sprint-super-phone you have.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, way to not use the free sprint-super-phone you have.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1116</link> <dc:creator>R</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:36:51 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1116</guid> <description>Awesome!  Kudos for posing as an FBI agent.  lol  And how could you NOT get a picture?  Sprint sells camera phones - there had to be one on display.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome!  Kudos for posing as an FBI agent.  lol  And how could you NOT get a picture?  Sprint sells camera phones &#8211; there had to be one on display.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1115</link> <dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 19:12:02 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1115</guid> <description>If they called police they never would&#039;ve gotten the phone back. It would&#039;ve been a big ordeal with police reports and blah blah.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If they called police they never would&#8217;ve gotten the phone back. It would&#8217;ve been a big ordeal with police reports and blah blah.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1114</link> <dc:creator>kristin</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 16:21:54 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1114</guid> <description>Great story.  You should have just contacted the police!  Writing bad checks is a pretty hefty offense.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great story.  You should have just contacted the police!  Writing bad checks is a pretty hefty offense.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>Purchase Detrol - We Always Offer Lowest Prices on Internet</title><link>http://www.pearsonified.com/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1113</link> <dc:creator>Chris P.</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:43:32 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://pearsonified.com/wp/2006/02/catching_thieves.php#comment-1113</guid> <description>Last night, I continually lamented the fact that I did not get a picture of this guy. Think &quot;Billy Bob teeth,&quot; only without the upper ones. Throw some chunky glasses in there, and picture the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hasbro.com/playskool/WEEBLES/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Weeble&lt;/a&gt; body type...We&#039;re getting closer.Now, toss black Wrangler jeans on there, and then top it off with the ever present &quot;Jesus beat the devil with a [sic] ugly stick&quot; white sweatshirt.Forget it. I shoulda had my camera.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night, I continually lamented the fact that I did not get a picture of this guy. Think &#8220;Billy Bob teeth,&#8221; only without the upper ones. Throw some chunky glasses in there, and picture the <a
href="http://www.hasbro.com/playskool/WEEBLES/" rel="nofollow">Weeble</a> body type&#8230;We&#8217;re getting closer.</p><p>Now, toss black Wrangler jeans on there, and then top it off with the ever present &#8220;Jesus beat the devil with a [sic] ugly stick&#8221; white sweatshirt.</p><p>Forget it. I shoulda had my camera.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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