Comments on: Catching Thieves

By: Denise

Denise — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 17:38:53 +0000

Ok, this story is great. Made me smile.

Gotta tell you about those Jesus fish. You see, I’m a Christian, not only that, I’m actually on staff as a minister in a church. However, I refuse to put a Jesus fish on my car because I’ve found that everyone who has one of those on their car does not know how to drive. Take a survey the next time you’re driving downt the highway and keep a tally of how many Jesus-fished cars you see making good driving decisions.

Short list.

Very short.

By: Jon Sterling

Jon Sterling — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:53:51 +0000

I’m cool with Christians but it seems everytime I have any business dealings with people who have a “Jesus Fish” or something that touts their vocation as a Christian and business is involved – I get screwed – So run when you see the Jesus Fish!

Also if the magnetic sign of a home repair or landscape contractor has a cross, jesus fish or scripture on it – People seem to think that -”They must be alright – They have work with Jesus” – Just RUN away with your checkbook gripped tightly!

-Jon

Glad you got the Bastard!

By: dan

dan — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 22:48:13 +0000

Just a note, impersonating an FBI agent is illegal and can get you serious jail time. A relative of mine impersonated an FBI agent to recover some money owed to him. He is now serving 9 years in prison.

By: Chris P.

Chris P. — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 15:19:24 +0000

Yep, here I am.

Come get me.

By: Deron

Deron — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:27:14 +0000

Isn’t it a crime to impersonate an FBI agent? Like a few months in prison?

By: tfro

tfro — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:27:33 +0000

yeah, way to not use the free sprint-super-phone you have.

By: R

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:36:51 +0000

Awesome! Kudos for posing as an FBI agent. lol And how could you NOT get a picture? Sprint sells camera phones – there had to be one on display.

By: Cassie

Cassie — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 19:12:02 +0000

If they called police they never would’ve gotten the phone back. It would’ve been a big ordeal with police reports and blah blah.

By: kristin

kristin — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 16:21:54 +0000

Great story. You should have just contacted the police! Writing bad checks is a pretty hefty offense.

By: Chris P.

Chris P. — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:43:32 +0000

Last night, I continually lamented the fact that I did not get a picture of this guy. Think “Billy Bob teeth,” only without the upper ones. Throw some chunky glasses in there, and picture the Weeble body type…We’re getting closer.

Now, toss black Wrangler jeans on there, and then top it off with the ever present “Jesus beat the devil with a [sic] ugly stick” white sweatshirt.

Forget it. I shoulda had my camera.