No, baby, I swear you were pretty enough…When you came to me with your well-crafted, genuine email, I just couldn’t say no…
But I had to.
I had to let you go because I was seeing someone else – someone secret, and I couldn’t afford for either of you to find out. Truth is, that someone else is extremely high maintenance, and I knew that I couldn’t give all of myself to you as long as she was in the picture.
Damn you were hot. Well, your blog wasn’t hot…Actually, it was pretty much hideous, which I guess is why you came to me in the first place. Yeah, you thought I was like the guy on Dr. 90210…hook you up with some veneers, some liposuction, some forehead implants, and BAM – you’re taking the pretty girl to the ball. Ah, sometimes I wish it were that easy.
Don’t think I didn’t want you, baby. Oh, cause I did. Telling me things like “cost doesn’t matter – I came to you because I heard you were just sooooo good.” Mmm yeah, stroke that ego. You always knew how to treat me like a cheap hooker, and you know what? I loved every minute of it.
But I’m moving on. That’s right, I’m moving forward, and me ‘n this lil’ lassie here are gonna make something together. Something big. Something for everyone. And we’re not gonna stop till the whole world knows us.
Yep, me ‘n Tubetorial – we’re goin all the way. Sign up in case, you know, you want to be a voyeur and look through our pre-launch window. She’s the kinky type, so you’re bound to get some play if you stick around!
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You know I’m pumped. Good luck to all of you guys involved.
First time at your blog. Directed here by Brian Clark. Anyways, nice logo design, you’ve avoided mimicking YouTube, and retained distinctiveness despite the use of the common “wet floor” Web 2.0 motif.
Tutorials ?
Where have I heard that before ?
Is that something new ?
( Inside joke for the uninitiated )
You were right all along, Mike…It just took me some time to get here!
Man I thought I was in a chat room there for a while.
Sorry Chris – It seems that some have thought I was making reference to this with my post.
I honestly forgot about this comment when I was writing that post this morning.
I apologize to you for allowing that to happen.
I’ll buy dinner( at Baxter Station ! ) and write a news release if you want me to, but I was not even thinking about you when the post came out.
It was born of an email, not a blog post.
Again, my apologies if you or anyone put these two together.
No worries. It was all so unbelievable that I didn’t believe it
Thanks. I value your friendship and the fact that you let me win at golf because you feel sorry for my not being as big, as strong, as handsome or as rich !
Yes, my generosity clearly knows no bounds. I value your friendship, so long as you don’t take me to the bank on $20 nassaus on a course you’ve been playing for 30 years.
Melodrama at its best. Very interesting read. Although I couldn’t relate it to the actual topic
LOL!! funny way to introduce tutorials. Hope to get some lesson from them.
Yap, funny!
Well, at first I just wanted to compliment on your layout…so.. nice layout. Far from perfect but nice. =) (You seem like a guy who rarely gets critique so….there you go….)
And by the way….you dont seem very sad about the whole dumping thing…??!! Well….that’s good I guess…..
peace out
Haha, love it!