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From the monthly archives:

December 2006

Black and white photo of Chris Pearson

O Cheap celebrex Overnight Delivery, rdinarily, I try to resist participating in the various memes that periodically tear across the digital landscape. This time, however, I'm left with no choice because I've been tagged by the likes of Brian, Cesar, Yuri, and Russell.

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  1. I play a lot of competitive tennis, and in 2006, I was on four state championship teams at my level, which makes me the only guy in Kentucky who can make that claim. In 2007, I'll be playing at the 4.0 and 4.5 levels—that's the pretty good to really good range, I guess.

  2. In 2001, I lowered my golf handicap to 4 by playing 52 times in 61 days while living alone in Houston, TX. Sadly, ever since that time, my handicap has ballooned like someone coming off the Atkins diet.

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  5. After quitting my first job out of college, I went to work for my dad. In a year and a half, I took the company from near-bankruptcy to almost $20 MM in annual sales by providing detailed analysis (and subsequent overhaul) of every aspect of the business combined with an aggressive marketing scheme in rural areas. I got nothing for my efforts (no interest, no raise, no nothing) except a complete lack of respect, and seeing the writing on the wall, Order amoxicillin C.O.D, I promptly quit. Four months later, I started this site, and the rest is history.

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