Last night, Larry King had a woman on his show who is addicted to plastic surgery. I had seen this woman before, but I had forgotten how incredibly abhorrent her features were. Talk about your science experiment gone wrong - I don’t know what to think when I look at this woman. I mean, her skin doesn’t even really look like skin anymore. And her lips? Like a baboon’s ass on a face.
Life
February 14, 2006
Ugly Would Even Say This is Ugly - 71
February 13, 2006
College the Smart Way - 12
While I’m here, I figure I may as well take the time to comment on everything that interests me. Today, Daniel-san, I want to share with you my thoughts on college and how that drunken mess experience fits into the puzzle that is your life.
February 8, 2006
Only a Moron Would Call This News - 16
Thanks to all the political crap, insane homicide stories, and doomsday BS that gets thrown around during news telecasts, I’ve developed a very short fuse for informational media in general. My beliefs were further solidifed today when Fox News (which I watch at Qdoba) used up an early segment of the Studio B newscast to bring us coverage of … a forest fire.
February 3, 2006
How to Get Free Food, Great Service, and Sweet Discounts! - 25
Over the last year or so, I’ve consistently gotten free food, great service, and excellent discounts from restaurants. More important, I don’t have to jump through any hoops, sign up for a crazy feedback program, or even go out of my way to do it. Although I am special (I know ’cause my mommy told me so), I’m not so special that you can’t get in on the gig, too.
December 28, 2005
Christmas Carnage - 3
Ya know, after living through my share of holiday seasons, I’ve come to realize that there are two ways people enjoy Christmas. You can either enjoy Christmas as a participant, or you can play the part of the observer. The former is the preferred stance of snot-nosed kids everywhere, and the latter is the route chosen by us boring adults.
December 12, 2005
Mouse in the House - 6
I kinda had a lame weekend thanks to packing up one zillion outbound Ebay shipments. On Saturday night, I played poker with Charles for at least four hours and lost $20. The good news, however, is that I bet him $20 that Reggie Bush would win the Heisman. Genius took the bet, so I ended [...]